get hammered time
  1. me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  2. them: no
  3. me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  4. them: we're not
  5. me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  1. baby: d-d-d..
  2. dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  3. baby: D I C K S Q U A D

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

Free money

64px:

imjustdes:

64px:

The goverdment should make more money

That would cause inflation and make things worse

you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy racecar bed

hannibal-senpai:

happy 4th

  1. child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
  2. dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

Title: sub vs. dub


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askalfiethehero:

ayamekichida:

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america dancing sub vs. dub

[[ Admin never felt so conflicted. ]]

SUB VS DUB YOU MEAN KAWAII VS SWAG

heelerandthehound:

Oh my god. 

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